Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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