toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Can i not drive my cunt home
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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