I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
i drank out of a bidet.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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