It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
