I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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