I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
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Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
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I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I think your dad took our porno
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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