can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
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Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
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All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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