Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
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just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
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well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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