5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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