how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Randomize
