what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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