dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Naked. naked and bneed help.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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