one might say we're banned from that church
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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