Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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