It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
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