Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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