went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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