Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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