My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
