She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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