overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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