you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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