your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
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At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
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Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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