I must be too annoying 4 u.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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