just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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