he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
So much Jack, so little girl.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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