I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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