Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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