you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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