Sry I called you an 8
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
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Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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