all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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