Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
birth control should be required to get into college
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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