We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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