Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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