why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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