so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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