What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
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Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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