Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
