I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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