Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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