i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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