He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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