I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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