your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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