Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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