the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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