belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
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the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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