what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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