school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Randomize
