You're my little dorito
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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