That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
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there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
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i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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