at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
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I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
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I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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