Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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