Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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